Top Ten Pickleball Excuses Heard on the SBR Courts

Picture by Debbie Witten

Picture by Debbie Witten

Nancy Eisenstein

1. There is a hole in my paddle.

2. The sun was in my eyes.

3. The wind is really blowing.

4. Look at that spin on the ball.

5. I need a wider (senior) paddle.

6. Do I get a half point for getting the ball stuck in the net?

7. Does it count if the ball goes under the net?

8. What’s the score? Can’t hear you.

9. Forgot my hat and sunglasses!

10. The Ranch House Grill is cooking something delicious. That smell is making me hungry.