All Texans Are Invited to the Texas Club Hoedown!

Mary Kay Voss

Well howdy, friends! Dust off yer boots and mosey on over! If you were blessed to have lived in Texas, at any time and any length of time, wrangle up your hats and boots, ‘cause you’re officially invited to the Texas Club Hoedown. It promises to be a rootin’-tootin’ good time where the fun never quits and the welcomes are as big as the Lone Star sky!

Event Details

* Date: Friday, Sept. 26

* Time: 4:30 to 6:30 p.m.

* Where: Texas Club, at the Ranch House Event Patio

* Cost: Just $15 a head

* Reservations are required so the kitchen will know how much cookin to do

What’s in Store

* All-you-can-enjoy no-host bar—raise a glass, y’all!

* Big pile of vittles

* Rowdy games, big ol’ prizes, and more fun than a barrel of armadillos

* Hilarious stories of vacationsbe prepared to share your worst memories

* Plenty of two-steppin’, minglin’, music, and Texas-sized laughs

How to Stake Your Claim

If you’re fixin’ to join, here’s all ya gotta do:

* RSVPShoot an email over to sbrtexasclub@googlegroups.com

* Swing by and drop your check (made out to James Jensen) on his porch: 32761 S. Egret Trail

Spots are hotter than a tin roof in July, so don’t dally! Grab your best boots, rustle up your pals, and get ready for a Texas Club shindig getting all these misplaced Texans together. Remember: “The eyes of Texas are always upon you.

Can’t wait to see y’all there—yeehaw!